AISubs v3.7
[A few minutes later...]
Oh, sorry! Sorry for keeping you waiting!
I'm sorry! Oh, wait!
Oh, well, sit down! Sit down!
What's up with you guys?!
The weather is nice today, isn't it?
But we can't go out in the morning in this world, can we?
So, since I want to relax in this room...
I want to drink coffee now!
Please don't say anything more.
When you're wearing that outfit...
You can feel it.
This one?
What is it?
Oh, good morning, Mr. Suzuki.
Excuse me for disturbing you.
Oh, good morning, Mr. Kato!
Good morning!
Good morning, good morning!
Good luck with your experiment today!
Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Should I take this one?
Or should I give you this one?
Would you pour me some coffee?
Would you like it?
Let's do it.
Hey, you!
If you use that kind of thing...
You'll end up saying what we've been doing so far, won't you?
Last time...
We split up the rice...
And achieved great research results, didn't we?
I was able to do that!
I was able to make delicious rice!
It didn't change much.
It didn't change much!
One-half of it...
Don't say that!
But it was wonderful!
Today...
I want to drink coffee!
With this magical bottle!
So, I'll go and pour you some water.
I'll split up the coffee beans one by one and...
Dun dun dun!
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun!
You're messing me up!
You can't drink coffee with water, can you?
It's just...
This stupid bottle...
If you shake it too much...
It turns into hot water!
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
Shake it 10,000 times and make it hot water!
Let's pour this coffee...
And drink it with everyone!
It's fine! If you shake it 10,000 times...
Let's have Mr. Oltana do it!
No, Mr. Oltana...
What are you doing?
He'll do it for you!
He won't do it for me!
He'll do it for me!
Why are you laughing while shaking it?
You two rice professionals are working hard...
Don't call me a rice professional!
If you shake it like this...
10 times!
How many times did you shake it?
No, no...
Is it 1,000 times?
I'll shake it for you 10 times.
What?
Why?
Why is he in first place?
Anyway!
I want to drink coffee!
With the magical water you guys...
Shaked!
Please!
That's right!
You can't do it!
What do you mean "right"?
If you shake it 10,000 times...
It'll end, right?
It will end!
It's a little warm...
If you shake it a little more...
I don't know if it'll become hot water...
But just now, you shook it 10,000 times and played the song 100 times...
You said it might be easier if you shake it for 2 hours, right?
It'll end, right? It'll end, right?
But I know it's useless to make excuses here...
It'd be better if it started earlier...
I know that! I know it, but...
My heart can't keep up with it!
Because it hasn't come out yet!
So, for you guys...
I'd like you to shake it for 2 hours and cut it out...
- Masaharu-san, right? - No...
- Yuka-san... - Oh, Yuka-san!
- Like this... - No, like a DJ!
Not Shibasaki-san, but like a DJ!
- Shibasaki-san, like this... - Why is this spa so fast?
Yeah, yeah, yeah... It's like a week later!
It's been 7 years...
Why is it suddenly so clogged up?
- How many times has it been? - It's normally water at room temperature...
- It hasn't been that many times... - What do you mean "that many times"?!
- Why?! - What do you mean "that many times"?!
If you do that, what will you do?!
- If you can make delicious coffee... - I want to escape!
- If you can go up to 85°C... - If you can go up to 85°C...
- Can you get out of here? - Yeah, I can get out of here!
- As expected of a hardworking father and son... - That's what you do...
- Let's do it quickly! - Okay!
- Let's do it quickly! - Let's do it quickly!
- START! - It's started!
- It's started!
- This is crazy! - It's crazy! It's already painful!
- I see! - Can you warm it up with this?
Water is also a molecule, isn't it?
If you hit an oshikura manju with a piece of paper towel, heat will be generated, right?
- Yes. - That's why, when you hit it with a straw, heat is generated.
- This is really tiring! - Wait, it's been 3 minutes and 40 seconds, but it's still...
- Huh?! This is like training! - Yeah, it's about 23°C, right?
- If you can make coffee, you should be able to go up to 60°C, right? - Okay...
- If you can go up to this point, you're doing something amazing!
- Oh, you write it like this... - Oh, if it was 10,000, it would have been pretty fast!
- Damn it! It stinks! - It stinks! It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
Stop it! Stop it!
It stinks! Stop it! It stinks!
You've tried all kinds of methods, haven't you?
Ah...
- Hahahahahaha! - Hahahahaha!
- I'm really curious about the temperature right now. - It was 23 degrees right now.
The one who loses rock-paper-scissors has to open it and measure the temperature.
- Let's do it a little more, then. - Let's do it for 10 minutes.
- 10 minutes... - How useless it is to do it sideways...
- You're definitely not allowed to do it sideways, Switch! - Why?!
- No, no... Switch, can you bring it? - You're definitely not allowed.
- You can shake your hand with the Switch. - Hey, that's really not allowed.
- Do you think this is it?! - It's finally rebellious, this is!
I don't have any intention of making anything funny.
I'm doing my best every time.
That's what people think of me today.
7 minutes and 10 minutes.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I don't know anything about rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors is really annoying.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I lost rock-paper-scissors, so I'll measure it myself.
Let's see how much it has increased by 23 times.
Please give me hope.
25 degrees Celsius.
2 degrees Celsius?
It has increased by 2 degrees Celsius.
I see.
Is that so?
The screen will be cut off.
The president is eating a paprika.
No, it's not.
Wait!
What is it?
It's difficult.
The first second doesn't change.
Oh, no.
I don't know.
Shut up!
President.
Please don't cut it off in the first half and 15 minutes.
It may take a long time to cut it off.
Can I sing something?
Sometimes they overlap.
Let's do it at full power for one minute.
Let's shake it at full power for 29 minutes and come back in 30 minutes.
That's fast.
Let's do it before we die.
If we had these two hours, we could have told someone more important.
Who are you, by the way?
I'm hired.
Who are you?
Are you a college student?
Go!
Eight, seven...
Please!
It's almost over, but we still have 30 minutes.
30 minutes!
We're going to break through YouTube!
This is one-fourth of it.
It's getting hotter and hotter!
I think we're going to die before 35 minutes.
It's 28 minutes.
It's a little slimy.
I think there's a moment when it explodes somewhere.
It goes like this.
Let's aim for this moment!
It's a long way off.
It's amazing!
Shake it while shaking it!
I really don't know.
Amazing.
I don't know about this anymore.
I can wake up and cut it, so I won't do it anymore.
It's heavy.
Oh!
I heard you had a hard time getting a job.
You're a little nice, aren't you?
I know.
Can I say something as a real hard worker?
At first it's okay.
This is good.
I can do it.
But there's nothing.
It's hard if there's nothing.
It's been two hours.
I finally got a sense of it.
I don't need a checkpoint.
If you were Tenga, you'd shake it.
Do it with Tenga.
Put in two hours and do it like this.
You can do it with Tenga.
There's a channel called "Iira" these days.
It's been ten years since I dug up my sister's a**.
Don't make me look like shit!
Shut up, you guys!
Why do we only talk about erotic things?
I don't know.
It's been too long.
Shut up!
You've been sleeping all your life.
But it's only 6 minutes and 1 hour left.
Let's finish the second wave with the last sports which was 59 minutes.
Let's do it!
59 minutes!
Let's do it!
Shut up!
You can do it!
Let's shout "Power!" and put it in the bed when it's 30 seconds.
3
2
1
Power!
No!
I won!
He won!
Please release Yoshin's dream ball.
It's not a dream ball.
Please remove it.
I think I've said it about 10,000 times.
It's not released.
Everything is destroyed.
Let's do it for 10 minutes.
9
10
Yeah!
It's hard.
Both hands.
The way you set the time is different.
I want you to hit me more.
Let's do it!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Oh, my God!
You just said "rock", didn't you?
Which one?
I said "power".
You said "power" all of a sudden.
Don't fight.
Oh, my God! It's really hard.
Let's fight!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Oh, my God!
It's fun to win or lose in rock, paper, scissors.
I'm taking a little time.
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
I want to be someone and love someone.
It's okay. It's only three minutes.
It's so painful.
I'm glad it wasn't expensive.
No, but it was fun.
I felt good.
Thank you very much.
Here it is!
Lisa Lupon!
No, what about this?
Oh, it's dangerous!
But it's shaking like this on its own.
Look.
How is it?
It's not bad, is it?
Oh, wait.
It's hard to break.
I want to go with this human resourcefulness.
I want to go vertically.
No, it's impossible.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
It's not bad, is it?
It's disgusting.
It has nothing to do with that!
It's hard, it's hard.
Now, five more!
Five more!
Let's go to the last one!
Raise it up!
I'll measure it the moment it's over!
Yes!
Let's run first, really!
Seriously! Seriously! Seriously!
Come on!
Someone, be a leader!
Who is it? Who is it?
Riding!
Oh, it hurts!
What? What? What?
Tayasa!
I'm sorry!
Even if it hurts, don't get sick!
Hey, you're playing a big role!
What am I supposed to do if I don't do my best here!
I'm eighty years old!
Good!
It's the last music video of my life!
I won't do it again!
Oh, it's tough!
Seriously, I had a lot of friends at the club's first spa.
Oh, I got caught!
I ran away!
You just ran away!
Oh, there's only ten seconds left!
It's over!
Nine!
It's over!
Eight!
Nine!
It's over!
Seven!
Two!
One!
Die!
It's over!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
It's twenty-three degrees right now!
Please!
Eighty five!
It's going up really fast!
I lost...
Don't you think you've gone over a hundred degrees?
I've been rewarded!
It's out!
Please!
It's amazing!
It was fast up to here!
Eighty five! Eighty five!
It's going up! It's going up!
Please!
Thirty-five degrees!
[Music]
Would you like me to put it in?
Huh?
Won't it change?
It's thirty-five degrees.
I see.
It's a bit of a hassle, isn't it?
Don't say that!
Then, I'll eat it!
Are you spending money on it?
Isn't it good for your taste?
Or more than that?
[Music]
Hmm!
It's bad!
I didn't do anything.
[Laughter]
The vegetables you grow yourself are delicious.
Ah!
That means this coffee, which took me two hours to make, is the most delicious thing in my life.
[Music]
I love you!
[Laughter]
No, it's not!
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing!
Really!
I've raised the temperature more than you have.
[Music]
Ah!
Stupid!
I'll live with this face for the rest of my life!
[Laughter]
For the rest of my life!
Me too!
As a result...
It's bad!
It's bad for my body!
Even if you drink a bottle of water for two hours, you won't get old!
This world is not a pile of facts called "enemy treasure".
What was it like actually doing it?
Experiencing it is the most important thing.
Even if you say, "It's written in the science experiment of children,"
No, no, try it!
If it really happens.
You can do it!
If you do it like that, there is no class called "experiment fails".
What do you think will happen if you burn this?
It won't burn.
Are you stupid?
Is such a class stupid?
New members!
I'm recruiting!
I'm looking for seven people who can play as Tetsuya and Shibaya in "Tonkai Boya".
Please!
Let's look forward to the next research!
See you in the next research!
goodbye!